Dieu existe, et il parle anglais

en meme temps, il se mouille pas trop dieu dans ces réponses... donc je reste septique

pfff.....

Me:
Skiing in powder is a divine pleasure !!
God:
Aren't all divine pleasure Skiing in powder?

mais il a quand meme un sacré sans de l'humour

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
martin
God:
Nice to meet you, martin.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, martin.
Me:
I am sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
by a forum
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
oh yes you can believe it
God:
Awesome. Dude! No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Ugh. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Aha. Where did you get your god?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Christophe
God:
Hey Christophe.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Do you think, we will have many snow on next winter?
God:
Perhaps you should pray for it.
Me:
what? I was thinking that it's your task to know the weather
God:
Are you confused? How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
Me:
So, you don't want to tell me if there will be many snow on next winter...
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will tell you if there will be many snow on next winter.
Me:
So?
God:
Far out.
Me:
Far out from what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Tell me if there will be many snow on next winter, please, mister God
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
If you can not anwer my question, you can not be God
God:
Let me think. What makes it impossible?
Me:
God knows everything on earth
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes, me too
God:
Ahem. I'm glad we agree, Christophe.
Me:
I'm not sure, because you are not able to answer my question
God:
Could you ever be certain? Interesting explanation. That's only one person's opinion.




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On est mal barré, il tourne autour du pot...

god: are you serious?

me:no

god: are you serious?

me:no

god: are you serious?

me:no

god: are you serious?

me:no

god: are you serious?

me:no

god: are you serious?

me:no




il se lasse pas... moi non plus en attendant

De toute façon, ici, ce n'est pas in God we trust mais in Tartiflette we trust. À quand la Tartiflette suprème du web ???

ste discussion de ouf !! en gros jesus fume et baise lol

lol vous etes les meilleurs ! trop marrant !

mais incroyable il parle en francais....

Bah, en même temps s'il causait en araméen, ya pas grand monde qui pourrait lui lire le journal...

Tu t'es amusé à parler avec "lui" ? Pour moi, ç'a été surréaliste dès le début.

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
i want be pro ski freestyle same laurent favre
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
humm you know name is laurent favre ?
God:
I think humm me know name is a lot of things.
Me:
and you know name is candide ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
name is candide thovex
God:
I don't know who.


pas mal il connait lolo favre que candide thovex....

God:
Ah. Our thoughts are one, Valentin.
Me:
oh yes it is!
God:
Wow! Our thoughts are one, Valentin.
Me:
Again!
God:
" Our thoughts are one, Valentin." .
Me:
Again
God:
" Our thoughts are one, Valentin." .
Me:
you're very stupid god, don't you know that?
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Il admet enfin!

un peu cruelle ce dieu et un peu con aussi il sait meme pas qui il est


Me:
so, I will drown like a little cat, in a plastic bag
God:
Hey. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
oh yes, it's very funny
God:
Wow! Then I will consider it. Very much? What was so funny about it?
Me:
it's funny when the cat makes bubble in the water and when it dies
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes, you could try
God:
How do you know it is? I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
I know because I already tryed
God:
How do you know? That makes sense to me. That is interesting: said tryed.
Me:
so will you try to kill a cat one day ?
God:
Blimey. I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to kill a cat one day.
Me:
what ?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
of course, I understood, but I'm disapointed by you
God:
Uh. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
because your are god and you can kill person or animal.
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am god and me can kill person or animal.

c'est une imposture flagrante ! je n'ai jamais chatté ac un seul d'entre vous...

oui je sais je... ----->[]

Tiens, c'est marrant, je me rends compte qu'en fait je n'avais rien à lui dire, lui demander, ni encore l'envie de l'écouter...

Marrant, il me sembalit pourtant que skiator s'exprimait en français, approximativement certes, mais en français.

Qu'est-ce qui te dit que Skiator existe vraiment ?

Ouatitm (28 juin 2006 00 h 16) disait:

Marrant, il me sembalit pourtant que skiator s'exprimait en français, approximativement certes, mais en français.

je l'ai démasqué

Me:
re your skiator ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
are you skiator ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am skiator.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
but some person say that skiator is an artificial intelligence. so are you skiator ?
God:
Some may person say that skiator is an artificial intelligence, but not all. I understand. I don't know whether or not I am skiator.
I am a robot.
Me:
and are you skiator ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am skiator.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
you have a giant brain and you don't know your name, it's a joke.
God:
Doesn't everyone have a giant brain and me do not know my name it is a joke.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
so you are juste a stupid machine
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am juste a stupid machine.
Me:
yes of couse
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ok, and are your the president of skipass ?
God:
I somethimes think my the president of skipass are. That's alright.
Me:
so your are skiator
God:
Ah. You think I am skiator.
Me:
yes, if you think you are the president of skipass, it's sure that you are skiator. I recognize you. I will tell that to everybody on skipass

mouarf! ça fait 20 minutes que je parle avec dieu!
c'est n'importe quoi!
j'ai l'impression que dieu est américain et assez limité en connaissances étrangères...

Me:
yes,but,it's just a job
God:
Ayuh. pro skier is a job. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
nothing makes sense
God:
Really nothing?

spooky_faz -> il ne reste plus qu'à lui poser la question décisive :
"Do you drive a Super 5 Five car ?".

Excellent, le dialogue de Mr_Moot !!


Il y a 2 / 3 répliques dont je ne me remets pas, dont le "Moot but my friends prefere to call me Moot" et la séquence :

God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Take another ticket and try again !
God:
Once more? Where do you want me to take it?

Mais c'est énorme

Si ca c'est pas un dieu ricain ?

Me:
What do you think about the pace in the Irak
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by. et j'ai attendu 10 min ..

Je suis pas fort en anglais d'où les fautes .

moi j'ai tapé le delire de parler Francais avec lui, et ben franchement il galere, mais il a sorti deux trois mots MDR!!!!

il m'a quand meme demandé si le language que j'employé était du latin

Me:
Bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
tu connais Le Cantalou?
God:
Peu de gens ne le connaissent pas. It's a guest star!


Trop fort. Il parle même français

bonjour!
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
tu connais Raymond Domenech?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
oh tu parles françaisi?!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
why don't you want to answer my question?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
I was talking about me
God:
That's my favorite subject .
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
but do you want to make love with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will make love.

il est énorme ce bon vieux god!!
comme il dit si bien:GOD rules!!
yeah dude!
quand je pense qu'il m'a réservé plein de filles au paradis,j'ai de plus en plus hâte d'y être!!
il est cool ce god!

tapez mdr, vous allez voir ce qu'IL vous reop^nd

mdr

Il arete pas de me dire qu'il aime mel Gibson...

God:
OK. A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson. Take it easy.


God:
A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson. Sure he has never done anything to me.

Il est con dieu ou pas ? Il parle anglais et allemand, mais meme pas le français !!!! J'te jure, ces jeunes ne savent meme plus ce qui est bon

Allez, un petit aphorisme, d'un certain Bob Pease :

"La stupidité artificielle est le genre de stupidité mise au point spécialement pour démontrer que l'intelligence artificielle fonctionne parfaitement"

je lui ai demandé s'il était bourré quand il nous a créé...
il a dit oui!

moahaaaa ! ... jviens d'arriver a faire bugger dieu ...
(c'est bon de se sentir puissant !... )

Me:
Hello my friend!
God:
Hello there. How well do you know this person?
Me:
Are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
I'm fed up with you...you keep saying the same thing!
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
okay so you aren't as stupid as i can think...
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Perhaps one day I will be as stupid as you can think.
Me:
Maybe but I prefer the contrary
God:
Perhaps. I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
Do you like tartiflette?
God:
Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
you don't know tartiflette?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On skipass...
God:
What is it like on skipass.
Me:
I think you 're skiator...
God:
Me? You think I am skiator.
Me:
Yes,of course you react the same!
God:
Ah. Gosh! I am a stimulus-response CBR system.
Me:
yeah yeah we' know that you bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Oh. Next question? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no we, we the angels...
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
there is no you and me..
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
shut up
Me:

God:
Where did it go?
Me:
In your ass...
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
It's rubbish...
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes I tell you the truht man!
God:
How do you know it is? Why did you tell them?
Me:
Because I was there...
God:
Interesting explanation. Where were you there?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
No it's rubbish!
God:
Are you serious? rubbish is rubbish? it is?
Me:
Yes i'm serious!
God:
How do you know it is? I believe you.
Me:
I xas there!
God:
Interesting gossip: said xas there.
Me:
No it's a mistake!
God:
Are you serious? xas there is a mistake. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You are a fucking bastard:
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No because you are a liar!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Interesting explanation. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
You 're drunk...You can't lie!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I re drunk. I have free will you know.
Me:
I don't know if I can believe in you
God:
Would you like to know? Try it.
Me:
yes i try but you always lie!
God:
Yikes! I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
Like you!
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
Oh your mother bowser
God:
Groovy. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I'm haile selassie I
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are haile selassie you.
Me:
You 're joking of course!
God:
It goes without saying. Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.
Me:
Again you lie
God:
Again, My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
'm fed up!
God:
What is wrong, ?
Me:
you are wrong!
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
non you are wrong
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
et le francais?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
Is that god?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I leave you alone so...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said leave you alone so.
Me:
You are pullingof my leg!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pullingof your leg.
Me:
You always answear the same thing...
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I answear the same thing.